Storyteller, friend to old and young, slightly effette uncle to everyone on the forum. There may be no user more universally beloved than Holden. Through thick and thin, good times and bad, he's always there to lend a sympathetic ear and share a bit of homespun wisdom to any who may need it.
Charity, hospitality, benevolence, knowing exactly what to say and when to say it, discretion, respecting the views of all and never saying anything that might make even the most shy of users uncomfortable
Nomination for Admin-hoodEdit
Not once, not twice, but three times Holden has been requested to take over CWCki Forums by popular demand. Even vore-obsessed pervert Null loves him so much that he was willing to step aside to usher in this new golden era of love and universal respect. But, his humility ever inspiring, Holden chose to politely refuse the crown, as he feels his time is better spent "with his people," helping the common users in any way he can. God bless you, Judge Holden. God bless you.
Judge Holden is the author and custodian of a grand number of bedtime stories, which he often narrates in his dulcet tones until DrunkenHobo crashes into slumber. His best-loved story to date was a short romantic piece in which Nick Bate led the users of Wizardchan to invite the CWCki forums for an evening of hot scones and consensual tentacular sex. He has only told this story once. Null was present during the narration, and loved it so much he short-circuited from the explosive oegamiom that followed, causing mchat to crash.