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CatParty is one. CatParty is all. Praise Him.


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Once, there was only a man named Cole Smithey - a powerful man with a good heart and a burning desire to create and build. But as time went on, the hipster side of his nature slowly grew stronger, until it threatened to consume him completely, and turn his heart into darkness.

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In an act of self-preservation, Cole's better nature separated itself from his being, splitting in two. The life essence that poured out of him, the essence of his brilliance, his perseverance, his wit, his honesty - this formed the being we now know as CatParty. The grumpy useless hipster slob with mommy issues that was left behind, sans originality, remained as Cole Smithey. Fuck that guy. Leaving him behind to throw tantrums on his website, CatParty set off to find a new place on the interwebs that he could call home. Cole got to keep the facial hair, though. That should be fixed.

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CatParty is credit to CWCki forums. CatParty is Love. CatParty is life.

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Praise Him.

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PRAISE HIM.